Dear Lord,

You have an amazing sense of humor. I know I've prayed for a long time for you to send me a husband/partner/soul mate, someone to love and who loves me unconditionally. Is there any chance that you could send me a husband of MY OWN? Not someon else's.. Is that too much to ask?

Thanks,
Jessi*Belle


P.S. It'd be great if he wasn't currently residing in Canada, England, Austrailia, or New Zealand... unless of course he's willing to relocate and not a total troll.