Funny Moments From the Bedroom....

I usually keep a glass of water on the window sill by my bed. One night I was sleeping next to the Blue Eyed Boy and I felt him turn over and reach for the glass. I drifted back to sleep and sometime later I woke up to him exclaiming "Oh, shit!" and running out of the room. I rolled over to see what was going on and rolled into a big wet spot on the bed. Totally grossed out, I lied there frozen until he came back in the room and I said "Fucker, tell me you didn't just piss all over my brand new bed!!!" He busted out laughing and put a towel down over the wet spot and said "Actually baby, I fell asleep with the water glass in my hand."