I hate it when he's right....

I was hitting the ATM before a night out with the gang . I turned to the Blue Eyed Boy and asked "Baby, is $50 enough to get trashed?" His smart ass response "Baby, YOU could get drunk on $5." The fucker jinxed me. I got tore up on the first $4.50 drink he bought me. In my defense I did down it in less than 3 minutes and it was on an empty stomach. Turns out I didn't need to hit the ATM after all lol.... I'm such a light weight. I guess need to drink more so I can keep up with everyone else.